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The newest release from Queens of Thunder as mentioned in my remake of "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" featuring a brand new logo of the band. Rosie Catton (Miranda Cosgrove), whose pseudonym in Queens of Thunder is "Carrie Thunderwood" requested that the CD cover be a spoof of the popular natural Hawaiian cane sugar Sugar in the Raw, but instead of the closeup of sugar, you have two sugary-sweet lesbians locked in a an embrace and kissing ever so softly. I tried to tone this image in the color of the Sugar in the Raw package, but this was as close as I got. Sorry... ;)

Lyrical Themes: Sex, Partying, Erotica, Sensuality, Life, Alcohol, Beer, Booze, Women, Lesbians, Friends

"Sugar in the Raw"

Studio Album by Queens of Thunder
Released June 5th, 2012
Recorded February 2010-August 2011
Genre: Glam Metal, Hair Metal, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock
Producer: Carrie Thunderwood






01. "Va-Jay-Jay Hunter"
02. "Hawaiian Tropic Girl"
03. "Sweet White Honey"
04. "N.I.P (Nude in Public)"
05. "Why I Can't Stand Boys"
06. "Hangovers Over Valley Girls"
07. "Diet Like Jolie"
08. "Stick to Being A Bitch"
09. "Lady From The Waterpark"
10. "Every Guy Is Useless"
11. "Bathed In Black Light (Kissed By The Moonlight)"
12. "You'd Shut Up If You Knew"
13. "Only Girls Can Have What I Have"
14. "Please Don't Look At Me"
15. "Community Property II: The Lesbian Version" (feat. Steel Panther)
16. "Fur Burger Went Bad" [Instrumental]

Below is a listing of the songs, with lyrics included on this CD:


01. Va-Jay-Jay Hunter





My parents really never got me into boys you see
Your smelly Zipper Ripper doesn't really seem to please
So shut the hell up and keep it in your fucking pants
You like to wear too much AXE body spray because you haven't
Washed your filthy ass for nearly several days
Your Meat Missle failed to launch
I shot your loser ass down
Give your Long Island Ice Teas to a girl who needs them the most
'Cause it ain't gonna work


I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
Looking for sweet titties to squeeze
I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
More than just a fling because girls are my thing
I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
Hungry for some poontang pie


"The good girl" from next door tried to hook me up with a boy today
And I went ahead and said no fucking way
Enough with your bullshit about how great guys are
So go and sell your 15-year-old virgin ass to other boys in the school yard
I ain't gonna take orders from a stupid little baby girl
It'll be a cold day in hell before I date a guy
Get out of my face before you get a black eye
Did I stutter when I said I hate guys?


I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
Looking for sweet titties to squeeze
I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
More than just a fling because girls are my thing
I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
Hungry for some poontang pie

I'm A VA-JAY-JAY HUNTER, YEAH!!!


I'm friends with the men of the metal world
But that doesn't change my love for girls
I pay for King Diamond's drinks at his favorite bar
He and Livia know I'm a lezzy and they love me anyway
I hang with James Hetfield and his wife
Their kids are crazy about me and I spoil them rotten
They love me too, so what's the big fucking problem?
Lexxi Foxx is a great friend
He thinks it's awesome I'm a lesbian
YOU FUCKING ROCK, LEXXI!

[Spoken] See? Just because I have guy friends,
doesn't mean I'm gonna date one... I'm not hungry for
twinkie... I crave the pink heaven...


I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
Looking for sweet titties to squeeze
I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
More than just a fling because girls are my thing
I'm a Va-Jay-Jay Hunter
Hungry for some poontang pie

I'm A VA-JAY-JAY HUNTER, YEAH!!!




02. Hawaiian Tropic Girl


Well I saw you getting out of the hotel swimming pool
Golden body against the bright blue water
Your bleached blonde hair wet and glistening
Nipples hardened under your hot pink bikini
That I want to squeeze, lick, and suck all day
Just seeing you gets me wet between the legs baby
I should know because we scissored each other at last week's show
Come back to my room and let me give it to you more

Hawaiian Tropic Girl
Your coconut suntan lotion intoxicates me
Grind your peach against mine and put me on cloud nine
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
Make me cum until I see the white light of heaven
Suck my toes show your love for me
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
I love you till the end of time
I love you
You're mine
In a 69
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
I love you...

Take me in a 69...
Take me in a 69...
Take me in a 69...

Grab that Kahlua off my nightstand
Poor it on my tits and tight little clit
Eat me out on the balcony
Having people watching us screw
Makes me want you more and more
Are you plowed yet, baby?
Good...


Hawaiian Tropic Girl
Your coconut suntan lotion intoxicates me
Grind your peach against mine and put me on cloud nine
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
Make me cum until I see the white light of heaven
Suck my toes show your love for me
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
I love you till the end of time
I love you
You're mine
In a 69
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
I love you...

Take me in a 69...
Take me in a 69...
Take me in a 69...



03. Sweet White Honey


Sprawled out on the bed your legs open wide
Nicely trimmed snatch with no fish smell to make me puke
I love the way you moan so softly
I know that you must be thinking of me
No boy would ever really make you this horny
But I really really wanna see your sweet muff glazing baby

Sweet White Honey (Mmmmm...)
Sweet White Honey (Satisfy my sweet tooth, sugar)
Sweet White Honey (Soo sweet...)

[Girl moans in pleasure softly]

I love the way you make me salivate baby
My head spinning from when you licked me dry
You said you liked guys but that's a dirty little lie
Your love is on my way, I can see it in your eyes
It's your first time with a lady so give it a try tonight


Sweet White Honey (Mmmmm...)
Sweet White Honey (Satisfy my sweet tooth, sugar)
Sweet White Honey (Soo sweet...)


[Whispering]

All in my face...
Such a sweet taste...
Let me lick you...
Like an ice cream cone...
Mmmm...

I love your sweet white honey...


04. N.I.P (Nude in Public)

"This is the story... about a girl who fell in love with nudity..."

When I was only 3 it felt so fun to go
Without clothes in my backyard
My parents thought it was cute and no one seemed to care
When I became 16... A little beauty queen
The sun washing over my body as I walked downtown L.A.
Turning heads just made me wet between the legs
I blow kisses to women and smile
And make men suffer from a lethal case of blue balls

If you wanna have fun and feel free
Cops can let you off the hook because you look so cute
Liberate yourself
Flaunt yourself

N.I.P (Nude in Public)
N.I.P (Nude in Public)
N.I.P (Nude in Public)
It's the way to be

I'm not ashamed because I have a hot little body
That everyone is checking out
So don't be surprised if you see my boobies
When I have a drink with you
Don't hit on me if you're a guy
Keep it in your pants or I'll rip out your eyes

If you wanna have fun and feel free
Cops can let you off the hook because you look so cute
Liberate yourself
Flaunt yourself

Cop: "Ma'am, is there any reason why you're walking around naked?"
Carrie [sweetly]: "Clothes make me break out. I'm so sorry."
Cop: "You don't have to be sorry, I understand."

N.I.P (Nude in Public)
N.I.P (Nude in Public)
N.I.P (Nude in Public)
It's the way to be

Carrie: "Mmmm... Like what you see?"


05. Why I Can't Stand Boys


The girls in the band don't care if I'm a lezzy
In fact, they think it's cool
Having male fans are one thing
It's when they try to get me into the sack is where I draw the fucking line
My snatch is community property for women
So forget about trying to wine and dine me guys
How would you like a knuckle sandwich with a side of fries?
That's what I thought...

Just because you're a guy and I make you horny
Doesn't give you an invitation into my panties
You still live with your mama and never gotten laid in your entire life
If you're a guy, you can be friends with me
But if you try to hit on me you're gonna get a mouthful of teeth
That's the reason why I can't stand boys
So you guys better quit leaving love letters on my Facebook page


Sittin' at the wet bar drinking cold Dos Equis
Chatting with Tom Araya and his wife Sandra
Quentin Tarantino's upstairs screwing Britney Spears
Alisa Reyes steels a kiss from me
Johnny Kelly's wanting a picture with me (BFF photo op!)
Charlie Sheen's hitting on Demi Moore
While Lordi are rockin' downstairs
Daniella Monet's playing tonsil hockey
With Danielle Morrow
You've got to admit, they make a sexy pair...


Friends with guys is one thing
Don't try anything funny or you'll be swallowing teeth
Let me kick you in the balls so you can't have kids
All you do is eat and fuck
So don't push your luck, get out of my face
I'm gonna beat your smelly hairy ass all over the place
You know I can't stand boys
That's why I can't stand boys

Spoken: "Not one bit..."


06. Hangovers Over Valleygirls

If I wanted to hear you yacking
I'll go drink myself silly
You act all perky and overly-cheery
But it seems your fake boobs are bigger
Than your underused i.q.
When I go out to get a bite to eat
At my favorite Sonic
I hear that voice ripping straight through my head
'Cause you never learn to shut your fucking mouth
What am I supposed to do?
Well I ain't gonna come here sober again
There's only one thing left for me to do
And that's to get drunk off my lezzy ass

They dress like sluts to outshine their girlfriends
Be a cock-tease to random guys
Heads buried in their CrackBerries
Adding "like" to everything they say
Really ruins my day
I'm far from puking my guts out
Still drunk as hell
Things are going swell
Hangovers Over Valleygirls
Is how I tolerate the "Clueless" reject bitches

So you call me a little emo because I wear headbanger garbs
And you get me clothes from Tommy Hilfiger that you know I'll never wear
You try to hook me up with the football team's main captain
Well I got news for you, bitch, it's never gonna happen
Honey, get the hell away from me before I dunk your head
Into a piss-filled toilet

They dress like sluts to outshine their girlfriends
Be a cock-tease to random guys
Heads buried in their CrackBerries
Adding "like" to everything they say
Really ruins my day
I'm far from puking my guts out
Still drunk as hell
Things are going swell
Hangovers Over Valleygirls
Is how I tolerate the "Clueless" reject bitches


Underneath the football field's bleachers
Knocking back a case of Bacardi Black
Getting dizzy...
Can't hardly walk...
Are those fucking "Clueless" bitches back?
Leave me alone
Let me black out in peace
I'll kick the bitchy cheerleader captain's ass...
I know I'll choose hangovers over valleygirls anyday...


Valley Girl: "Hey, did you, like, hear that annoying little emo girl
just left in the middle of our history class? Like, what was her problem?"


07. Diet Like Joley


You had a body that any girl or guy wanted
I loved you in Tomb Raider and GIA
You were so beautiful to look at while I fingered my twat
When I go to sleep at night and dream of you baby
I wanna pull your full body close to mine
And run my lips across your big soft tits
I love you
I want to do you

But now you're down to 95lbs and that really breaks my heart
You keep your illness hidden from your adopted global kids
It's a miracle, honey, that you're not even dead
The way you diet is enough to kill you
Can't you see the tears in my eyes when I'm wanting back the old you?
It will never be through...
I want the old you... Not the new you...

Don't worry, baby, I'll wine you and dine you
Help you put some meat on your sweet little body
The world doesn't need another Calista Flockhart
I need my Lara Croft back, I want you to be with me
You can look beautiful around 2, 000 calories a day
Just don't diet like Jolie

Sittin' pretty in a booth at Ruby Tuesday looking at you
With the love I have in my eyes for you baby
Have I told you lately that I love you?
I'm doing all this just for you
I lean over to give you a kiss and I taste the
Double chocolate cake that you have on your breath

Please understand I'm not making you fat
Like Kirstie Alley once was
I just want to feel your full body when we get naked
And starting to hug
Anything you want on the menu, my love...
I'll get it for you

Don't worry, baby, I'll wine you and dine you
Help you put some meat on your sweet little body
The world doesn't need another Calista Flockhart
I need my Lara Croft back, I want you to be with me
You can look beautiful around 2, 000 calories a day
Just don't diet like Jolie

Just don't diet like Jolie...
Just don't diet like Jolie...
Just don't diet... like Jolie...


Whispering: "To Angelina Jolie... I love you..." [smooch]


08. Stick to Being A Bitch


You were so cute when you were a little girl
And knock-out when you grew up
But you took your tits, your twat, and tight ass
And threw that all away

Your mama tried to support you and stand beside you no matter what
If your dad was here today, he would rip you a new asshole
You were sexy a lady
But you're ugly as a man
Let me throw your fat ass in the back of a van
And beat some fucking sense into you now that you're a man

Mommy loved you better as her daughter and not her son
Make up your mind, you're a girl, not a guy
If I were you, and you know it's true
I would have stuck with being a bitch instead of being the new you

People loved you better back when you were a sexy fucking blonde
And now when I look at you I wonder what the hell has happened to you
An articifial dick were your twat used to be
Just ain't gonna work for you
If I was your surgeon who made you into a guy
This is what I'd say to you:

Mommy loved you better as her daughter and not her son
Make up your mind, you're a girl, not a guy
If I were you, and you know it's fucking true
I would have stuck with being a bitch instead of being the new you

It was better when girls were eating you out
And you had toys stuck in you
It was better even when your pussy stank peeled paint off the walls
If you had remained a girl, they would've casted you in "Room in Rome"

Mommy loved you better as her daughter and not her son
Make up your mind, you're a girl, not a guy
If I were you, and you know it's true
I would have stuck with being a bitch instead of being the new you

Chastity, you were so much better as a girl instead of a guy...
Seriously!!
STICK TO BEING A FUCKING BITCH!



09. Lady From The Waterpark


Yesterday me and Lucia needed to beat the heat
So we cruised on down to Splashtown and ended up seeing a babe
Because it was too damn hot we decided to ditch our bikinis
So what if anyone saw us flaunting our sexy soft naked bodies?
There was no way in hell that we were gonna be kicked out

NO WAY!
NO FUCKING WAY!
YEAH!

Pavement hot as hell (scorching sun beating down)
Step into the blue (my nipples getting hard)
So damn cold it's nice
I see the first hot girl
Wanna rock her world
She's my lady from the waterpark
I'm in love with the lady from the water park

OH YEAH!

We bought everyone a round of smoothies
Too bad this place don't have no booze
I took the hot girl from the pool ate her out in the ladies' shower room
It felt so good to strip her down
And to my surprise, no one said a fucking word
No one seemed to care
Kissing, huggin', lovin', run my fingers through her hair

Pavement hot as hell (scorching sun beating down)
Step into the blue (my nipples getting hard)
So damn cold it's nice
I see the first hot girl
Wanna rock her world
She's my lady from the waterpark
I'm in love with the lady from the water park

OH YEAH!

Now this is what I call the ultimate summer love...
Yeah...


10. Every Guy Is Useless


Still stuck at home, no place to go
Living with your parents and you're 36 years old
Something tells me you ain't never gonna get a ho
So stop watching MANSwers
Get off your fat ass
I'd rather be drinking than watch you smoke that grass
You're a worthless piece of shit why can't you see
The only thing you do is kiss your daddy's ass
Maybe bum money for shit you don't need?

You want a mother, not a lover
You're a mama's boy
She's never ever gonna let you go and get laid
You should've been out on your own
It's too late for that
If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it
You're just useless (You can't do shit)
Every guy is useless (What do you say to that?)

A bunch of whiny-ass teenaged boys
Have nothing better to do than go play with their toys
Just let me take that Little John CD you're listening to
And ram it up your sorry ass

Sad sack of poser shit jerking off to Lady Gaga
Miley Cyrus on your desktop
Jay-Z and Taylor Swift over your bed
Grow a fucking pair of balls
Get the hell outta bed
And get a fucking life before
I stomp in your fucking head

You want a mother, not a lover
You're a mama's boy
She's never ever gonna let you go and get laid
You should've been out on your own
It's too late for that
If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it
You're just useless (You can't do shit)
Every guy is useless (What do you say to that?)

Spoken: "Always an ass-kisser... a fucking people-pleaser.
You wouldn't know real heavy metal if it bit you in the ass.
Looking at internet porn is the closest thing you'll get
to having pussy."

Every guy is useless
And that ain't no lie...


11. Bathed In Black Light (Kissed By The Moonlight)



Spoken: "When darkness falls... and the moon comes out...
Such a divine creature... A sexy... child of the night..."


Tight hot little body clad all in black
I love the way your purple highlights cascade down your back
Sweet little mama with ice blue eyes shining like stars at night
I knew you weren't scared of me (you secretly loved me)
Because you saw me at Hot Topic and Star Bucks plenty of times
I smell your breath of blood-red wine and mint leaf cigarettes when we kiss
My head spins... your soft sweet lips make me salivate...
Wanting you more...
When I undress you... In your bedroom... Your parents... not caring at all...
The skull from your red and black lingerie... staring back at me...
I know that I'm making you weak at the knees... Your thong panties... dripping wet...
Tonight's the night... I lick your vampire princess clit dry...
Let me scissor you... grind against you... plugging you... with a strap-on dildo...
Amidst your Lovecraftian decor... You came so hard... screaming in orgasmic bliss...
Mascara-clotted tears running down your eyes...
Kissing... and sucking on your lips... I feel your hand caressing my hair...
Our bodies bathed in black light... Your pale naked body...
Kissed by the moonlight...
Take me into your arms... Your ebony finger nails... gleaming...
Draw my sweet sanguine from my tits... when you bite deep... and gently...
I'll cry in love... Just for you...
Make me yours...
Drink from me... Feed your hunger... My immortal beloved...


12. You'd Shut Up If You Knew


There you go again
Stupid horny guy trying to get into my pants when you know
I'll drop your ass in the blink of an eye
Slap my ass and I'll break your hand I promise you
You'll never have kids again
Why do you keep hitting on me when I'm trying to get shit-faced?

You're in the wrong bar
You're in the wrong place
You're wasting your time
So piss off man
You'd stop after the millionth time I said no
You'd shut up if you knew
I like girls
Instead of you

Return your phony diamond ring to the pawn shop and get your 20 bucks back
Don't make me rip off your balls and staple them to your ass crack
And when I say fuck off you prick because the sight of you just makes me sick
So please stop yacking about how much you love World of Warcraft
I'm getting sick and tired of all your crap
Was my beer in the face enough for you?
You fucker that's a good waste of juice...

You're in the wrong bar
You're in the wrong place
You're wasting your time
So piss off man
You'd stop after the millionth time I said no
You'd shut up if you knew
I like girls
Instead of you

So take your flowers
And your candy
And your nerdy ass home
Go cry to mama how I dropped your ass
If you stayed any longer in this place
I would've gone and rearranged your geeky face...

"Piss off, you Trekkie piece of shit..."



13. Only Girls Can Have What I Have

There ain't nothing wrong with having male fans
I consider them a bunch to be my motherfucking friends
It's only when a guy tries to get into my pants
That I lose my foot deep up his aas

Metallic hot lipstick
Glittery body spray
A sweet sexy little honey to brighten my day

Guy fan: "That was a helluva show, can I hang out with ya?"

Carrie: "Thanks, dude. Got any beer?"

Guy fan: "I sure as shit do."

Carrie: "Welcome aboard."

[Beer can top pops]


My buddy Bret Michaels comes along with 19 girls on his arm
So many ladies to choose I can't decide which one
Come back to my room for a 20-way
One girl stuck her tongue down my throat when she had doritoes and tequila
Makes my head spin...

Girls can love me, girls can do me, girls can have me
They can lick me
They can suck me
I'm off limits to guys and I'll tell you why
Only girls can have what I have

They can have me...


Trapped in a sea of sweet-smelling skin
So many hot lips against my tits and mouth
Tongue gets sucked and I get fingered
Taste of sweet white honey in my mouth still lingers

You all taste so good...

The best part about this whole orgy
There was never any fishy clit that got to me
But if one refused to wash when I ate her out
I move my head to the side and puke my fucking guts out

"Well, there went my dinner from T.G.I Friday's... WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING WASH NEXT TIME?!"


Girls can love me, girls can do me, girls can have me
They can lick me
They can suck me
I'm off limits to guys and I'll tell you why
Only girls can have what I have

They can have me...


14. Please Don't Look At Me


Now that you're here let me tell you one thing
I don't want a girl/guy fling
I'm a lesbian you understand?
I never wanna date a man
So if you wanna be my friend I can respect that
Going steady with a dude makes me fucking sick
I love pussy but I sure hate dick

Please don't look at me
Please don't look at me
I'll drop your sorry sad sack ass if you hit on me
I'm too happy being a horny little lezzy
Please don't look at me

You text your stupid guy friends
And told him that you almost got laid
I'm not a fucking bisexual girl
The sight of you makes me hurl
One thing's for certain, boy...
I'm aint gonna be your naughty maid

You're 37 years old and you live with your mom
No random girl in the world would ever make you cum
So leave my ass the hell alone
Before I hang you with the nerdy black tie you wear
Stop bothering me and get the fuck off my back
How many times do I have to tell you this?

Please don't look at me
Please don't look at me
I'll drop your sorry sad sack ass if you hit on me
I'm too happy being a horny little lezzy
Please don't look at me

Go bother a desperate and lonely whore
You know I can't take no more
You just don't get it when I flip you the bird
Why don't you fuck off and go eat a turd?

You better stop bragging to your chess club friends you're gonna get laid
And that you're gonna go and take them to a panty raid
You had your chances at being friends with me and you blew them sky high
The only thing you're gonna get from me is a big black eye
So stop buying drinks for my band mates then go lay down and die
I fucking told you I don't date guys

Please don't look at me
Please don't look at me
Shut your fucking mouth and show me respect
Before I break your scrawny pencil-thin neck?
Please don't look at me
Please don't look at me


15. Community Property II: The Lesbian Version (feat. Steel Panther)


Carrie: "Hey, Mike."

Michael: "What?"

Carrie: "Remember when you did 'Community Property?'"

Michael: "Oh yeah."

Satchel: "Best fucking video ever. Hot and cold running pussy on tap, man!"

Michael: "Damn straight. Censored version was a little iffy, but
nothing kicks fucking ass more than having our shit uncut and uncensored,
you know what I'm talkin' about?"

Lexxi: "Best part about it for me was having a couple of chicks
laying on me with their asses in the air."

Stixx: "Be pretty sweet to feature a lesbian version. Me and Carrie
were talking about it just last week at Applebee's."

Morgan: "Guys like anything that have lesbians in there. If it's a movie
or TV show they're watching, you know they're gonna beat off to it." (laughs)

Carrie: "No doubt. So what do you say, Mike, that you and the boys sing some
of the vocals with me? And who knows, when we do make a video with alot of
sweet-ass lesbians in there, you can join the fun. How does that sound?"

Michael: "Sounds like a good fucking plan to me, Carrie."

Carrie: "I'm doing this because you guys are my friends and I love you to death."

Stixx: "We love you, too, Carrie. So, you guys ready?"

Carrie: "Let's do this."


[Thunderwood]

You know honey I wouldn't trade you for anyone else in the world
Because you're always gonna be my baby girl
My heart and soul will always be forever yours
When I'm out on the road girls wanna do me but that doesn't change
The fact that you and I were meant to be
Please don't cry when I'm in bed with another girl (I also rock her world)
My heart belongs to you
I would lay down my life and die for you
You will always have me honey
But my twat is community property

[Starr]

I'm making sure that my friend's clit doesn't get pounded
Because she's keeping it wet for you
You know your woman really really loves you
And the wedding will resume when the tour is through
So delete the break-up emails Yahoo! outbox
Please understand that Carrie doesn't enjoy cock
She has no reason to break up with you because you're her's
Because you mean the world to her

[Thunderwood]

My heart belongs to you
I would lay down my life and die for you
You will always have me honey
But my twat is community property

I reject and drop alot of guys who want to get me in bed
If it were up to me I'd chop of their cocks
And let them bleed in the tub till they're dead
When I stop on by our place to be with you
Take me into your arms
And I'll break down and cry
Don't need no reason why

My heart belongs to you
I would lay down my life and die for you
You will always have me honey
But my twat is community property

[Satchel]

Let us make it clear, guys, so you retain it
Carrie's twat is a free spirit
And there's no way in hell that you're ever gonna Pound it
No you can't just fucking plow her

[Steel Panther]

NO!


[Carrie]

I love you so much
My heart hurts when I miss you
I lay in bed and I can't help but finger my clit
I just wish you were here so you can nibble at it...
Mmmm...

My heart belongs to you
I would lay down my life and die for you
You will always have me honey
But my twat is community property

Community property...
Community property...
Comunnity property...

"And baby, I promise... when this tour is over, I'll be *YOUR* property... I love you..."


Lesbian couple source image found on Google... then again I'm not sure. Don't sue me, this is just a cover I whipped together... B-) Comment on your favorite song.
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:icondubstepwraith:
~DubstepWraith Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I was about to say that this is trash, but then I realized it was a fictional band... BUTTHURT COMMENT AVOIDED! :iconallthethingsplz:
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:iconrappel82:
~Rappel82 Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist
My messages please...?!?
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:iconangrydogdesigns:
~AngryDogDesigns Apr 4, 2013  Professional General Artist
what message??
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:iconrappel82:
~Rappel82 Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist
Never mind u got it, :iconmoneyplz:, anyway!
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:iconlost-hearted-lover:
~lost-hearted-lover Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hawt cd cover is hawt
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:iconbrick89lol:
i feel horny
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:iconthe1smjb:
Alright, I've searched the internet and I can't find this band anywhere. Like, ever. There's rumors that it would have played in ozzfest in 2006, and that's it. What gives?
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:iconangrydogdesigns:
~AngryDogDesigns Mar 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
it's a fictional band I've put together for my remake of "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" sorry for the confusion. B-)
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:iconthe1smjb:
This intrigues me...
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