Underground Teacher's Society In every school, public, private, alien, or otherwise, there is always a peculiar teacher who is not particularly good, oftentimes frightening, but always and inexplicably memorable. In Fairvale County, there just seemed to be an awful lot of them. This was probably because in a place like Fairvale, anyone who was not ready to give up on their dreams of wealth, fame, or talent and settle down and buy a good vacuum cleaner and set of ink pens, became a teacher. There have been many a hypothesis from the more bored students what these sort of teachers do when they are not in the act of educating (or whatever it was they did -or did not do- in
Awesome job, though! Long live Hitchcock!